Steak dinner cures constipation

I have been backed-up for about three weeks. I go poo and nothing comes out or when it does it's the equivalent of rabbit pellets. Last night Brian's parents invited us out to a delicious steak dinner at Mortons. I had an amazing filet mignon with a side of garlic green beans and a side of baked potato. I topped it off with raspberries for dessert. I think the shock of red meat in my system knocked everything loose because today I had terrible gas followed by three trips to the bathroom in a row. Each trip was accompanied by giant poops. I felt AMAZING afterwards. I have been looking forward to this day for weeks. It's like I've been given an early Christmas gift.